MONDAY

6:53 PM have been home since ~10 PM last night, felt so unmotivated to finish this, top it off, ‘bury the hatchet’

yesterday after…. nothing happened….. nothing happened

walked around with mom/brother/grandparents/mom and uncles childhood friend and ended up at a pirate festival thing, ‘live pirate music’, everyone was dressed as a pirate, it was kind of scary, pirate food maybe, children

saw sign on the side of a building that marked the ‘highest point of water in baltimore during hurricane isabel in 2003’, jesus, was so high up on the building, started talking about venice for some reason, mom said ‘did they have like, driveway….. water….. boat driveways?’

saw these things on the ground:

seemed charming or something that they were placed like that, wonder if a person did or it was ‘natural’

couldnt stop singing ‘lemon tree very pretty and the lemon flower is sweet, but the fruit of the lemon is impossible to eat’ when i saw this, what is that song, mom/uncle/boy cousin sang it on a cruise ship ~9 years ago and it has gone into my head ‘a lot’ ever since

mom wanted a cheeseburger so we went to a brewery thing, restaurant that was a brewery, mom and brother ate a cheeseburger, i ate a huge ass veggie burger and so many sweet potato fries/garlic fries, just put a space between ‘gar’ and ‘lic’ when i typed that, haha, mom/uncles childhood friend got a ‘super salad’ that was all kale and little things (cranberries, feta i think) to ‘try it out’ but he didnt like it, made me so sad, he makes me so sad

went back to hotel, said goodbye to everyone but we are going to see most of them in a month, grandparents 75th birthday weekend extravaganza, will live blog that too probably, craziest weekend, best brunch in florida weekend, award winning extravaganza

sat in the lobby, read parts of megan boyles live blog that i hadnt read yet, parts about royal farms employee, seems funny that we both were smoking extra cigarettes because someone else was/to stay out of the rain at probably the same time/generally same place, baltimore, even the same kind of cigarettes, ‘crazy’

left for airport at exactly 3 PM, grandfather is so specific and worried all of the time, exactly 3 PM for our flight at 5:55 PM

cant remember the airport….. i think….. security person ‘yelled’ at me for not putting my laptop in its very own plastic bin thing, put it in one with my shoes, guess the stickers on my computer/holes in my shoes are a high level threat, code red, level 5 security alert

plane ride was the craziest one i have been on ever i think, saw this good shit:

also saw lightning from above, damn, most beautiful plane ride, almost cried thinking about never getting to be an astronaut, listened to ‘destroyer’ ~89% of plane ride, recommend…. most ‘destroyer’ songs, cant think of any bad ones, highly recommend these two:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GtLFhJTB3k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3hkPtQqk08

got to airport, dumb airport things, went home, did not want to do anything ever again, did not do anything, would elaborate on today but that wasnt/isnt the ‘point’

seems like everything is very normal now, feel kind of scared, ‘vacations’ are like… dreaming kind of and when they’re over theres only real life, normal life, very boring

roommates want to do mushrooms tonight though, might do those…. how do i end this

thank you

11:06 AM going to eat the shit out of food, food is going to happen in my aunt and uncles ‘suite’, very excited, wouldnt be typing about this if i wasnt so excited

hate the word ‘suite’ 

4:23 PM…… okay

went to aunt and uncles ‘suite’ for lunch thing they were doing, tiny sandwiches, huge ass oatmeal cream pies, salad things, a lot of chips, a lot of things to dip other things into, lunch things

ate two pieces of broccoli and one huge ass oatmeal cream pie, jesus, also beer, one beer

huge ass oatmeal cream pie

felt bad but ‘i’m on vacation’ (nanny)

walked to the harbor/stores with mom, brother, mom and uncles childhood friend, saw two hot dog/corn dog things on the ground, expressed interest in taking a picture of them but didnt have phone/never got to

went to ‘the crab deck’, mom/brother/friend ate crabs, tried to go to the bathroom in some restaurant, pretty sure jay z was there

mom/uncles childhood friend is…. feel sad thinking about him, think he is someone who is either lonely or just always alone, both maybe, he seemed very excited to be with us, on the elevator he said ‘thank you for letting me come with you guys, that was a lot of fun’ and i felt like crying

want mom/uncles childhood friend to be so happy, he is good, he said that i am funny/his favorite part of the wedding was when i came outside and everyone was smoking/hiding the bowl because i was coming outside and i said ‘i’m not an asshole, i dont care’, made me feel good, i’m not an asshole, i dont care

‘positive affirmations’

nothing interesting….. uh…… got back to the hotel, went to aunt and uncles room and talked to uncle and cousins girlfriends parents, cousins girlfriends dad kept saying things like ‘you know, children need to hear what adults have to say’, ‘you should really only do in life what youre passionate about’, things like that, felt mild annoyance/apathy, i think uncle did too, took a cup of m&ms back to room for mom

i think i’m going to a baseball game tonight, jesus

do not want to go to a baseball game tonight

new boy cousin i met last night that is good added me on ‘facebook’, felt excited, havent been interested in a new family member…. ever, besides this new cousin

almost threw up in the shower thinking about throwing up beer and seafood at the same time

got out of shower and my brother had done these things:

i dont know

uncle said ‘pregaming starts at 5’, going to be so cold tonight, 30 something maybe, so cold, ‘unlimited hot dogs’, so many people

‘unlimited nachos’

too many food things

not going to eat a hot dog, keep asking mom ‘am i going to eat a hot dog tonight’ anyways

not going to eat a hot dog

not going to eat nachos

SUNDAY

10:30 AM shit

last night….. shit

baseball game

went to ‘pregaming’, drank five beers, drank beer on the way to baseball game, baseball game was cold, didnt pay attention, cant really remember what happened/dont care, did not eat nachos or a hot dog

wrote a note on my phone at 6:42 PM yesterday that says ‘pretzel mother’, dont remember what that means….. 

walked with ‘everyone’ to the baseball game, finally got a picture of the hot dog/corn dogs on the floor, are these the pretzel mothers

someone was selling ‘dirty shopping cart pretzels’ outside of baseball game….. was he the pretzel mother

seems fucked that i was there

extremely fucked, why the hell was i at this

mom, brother, childhood friend, aunts sister, cousins all left early and drank whiskey in aunt/uncles hotel room, so unimportant, drank a lot of things mostly, vaguely remember eating hummus/pita, dumb family things

think i went to sleep in an ‘angry’ way, lay in bed for (minutes), realized i wasnt even serious and started laughing for a while by myself, feel psychotic thinking about that but it happens a lot i think

expressed wanting the wedding to happen again ~4 times last night at baseball game, wedding was better than baseball game, a lot more things to drink at wedding

alcohol enthusiasts

people i actually care about at the wedding, ‘everyone on the same team’ (mom)

10:55 AM bored, feel moderate annoyance at family, seems like it might increase, mom is in a bad mood for no reason, think thats why i’m annoyed

felt negative emotion looking at my brother, feel bad but (something)

cant tell if i want to go home today or no

normal ‘preparing to get on a plane to go home’ things

going to someone elses room to leave our things there, sit, be annoyed at each other

sounds like mom is watching the ‘macys thanksgiving day parade’ in the other room, seems hilarious, mom reminiscing or something over thanksgiving, i love thanksgiving i think, really like thanksgiving

took completely frozen kombucha out of fridge, kombucha slushee, someone should make those

boring…… this is so bad….. whole live blog has gone downhill, nothing is happening now, real life….. damn

SATURDAY

9:21 AM jesus

woke up at 7:34 via being extremely dehydrated i think, didnt drink enough water last night, didnt eat anything even though there were so many things to eat, mostly drank a lot of different beers and two glasses of whiskey, dont feel as bad as i should though which is ‘cool’

had to give up on live tweet last night due to phone battery being too low, too drunk maybe, too many things happening

didnt even take a shit ton of pictures

i think…. after 8:44 PM tweet…. i dont know

things i can remember:

-loudly/excitedly talking to cousins i met for the first time about alcohol, talked to mostly everyone about alcohol, everyone talked to everyone else about alcohol, guess we’re all enthusiasts

-these things were on the table:

hilarious salad, didnt eat it, brother ate it like a dinosaur (without fork or hands, face directly to salad), ‘berger cookies’ which…. i dont know what they are but they were funny too, kept asking people and mostly everyone said ‘like black and white cookies but just black’, seemed to have a bad icing to cookie ratio, too much icing, didnt eat those either but heard positive things about them, cranberry juice/whiskey drink

close up of ‘berger cookie’

one thing: they wanted to get married on 4/20 but there were too many people that are getting married on 4/20

thing with my name on it, was so sad i was at the jelly bean table because jelly beans aren’t good

-going outside to smoke a cigarette, it was raining really hard and i had to stand under a pavilion thing with 5 adults who were smoking weed, ended up staying there for ~4 cigarettes talking to someone who looked like don draper about….. something…. movies i think, dont care to try and remember more about this time, felt weird

-doing the ‘horah’, we are jewish but not that jewish, jewish wedding but not really, irish catholic groom, whatever, doing the horah (where you lift people up in chairs and dance around them, sounds cultish, you also sing, its not that cultish, sounds ‘weird as shit’ typing it out), after bride and groom were lifted/back down they lifted up someone from the grooms family, some fucked up already dad, not enough people holding him and they dropped him, keep laughing about it

-seeing person named kevin three times in a row at the ‘bar’, third time started talking about beer, alcohol enthusiasts

-old woman fell down in a very comical manner, stepping backwards a few times and almost literally falling down horizontally/like a plank, spilled her drink, person i was talking to said ‘hope everythings okay’ in a nonchalant manner, said ‘oh man! me too!’ or something, found out it was his mom which seemed to make everything about it funnier

-group effort at the table i was at to get 16 year old cousin i met for the first time drunk, made her try beers, whiskey/cranberry juice, vodka/cranberry juice, champagne, she liked vodka the most, came up to me later and was very excited/said she felt ‘so good and different’, kind of feel guilty

-dancing kind of…. like…. dancing with mom/brother, i guess most other ‘immediate’ family also, wish i could try to explain ‘how’, had a lot of fun doing this i think

-moms ‘favorite cousin’ i havent seen in ~10 years getting very excited that i write things, wanted to read them, made me walk with her/go into bathroom with her/talk with her while she peed, i really liked her, her face had a good color spectrum on it, calming colors

-there were food stations, didnt eat, saw that there was a ‘beef station’ and ‘taco station’, also thai food station maybe, broccoli station, maybe that was at the beef station

-learned brothers face skin is extremely flexible, pulled at his face skin and it was…. extremely flexible, highly pullable face skin

can remember a lot of other things too but…. dont want to type them out, too many things, feels like most of the time i was ‘running’ around and talking to a lot of people excitedly, doesnt even sound like i was there or something, seems fucked

10:33 AM now, drinking very carbonated kombucha, most previous kombuchas i have had have not been as carbonated/carbonated at all

so hungry

10:44 AM feel so sad listening to twin sister right now, so many things about winter, bike rides when it is almost dark, feel so cheesy

10:51 AM jesus, twin sister

jesus

so hungry